Monday, February 4, 2008

Death By Creamy Liquid's Deathlist

Verne Troyer
Russell Johnson
Harry Morgan
Della Reese
William "The Refrigerator" Perry
Fidel Castro
Roger Ebert
Stan Lee
Blake Edwards
Billy Graham
Mel Brooks
Britney Spears
Carl Reiner
Todd Bridges
Jill Eikenberry
Robert Culp
Hillary Clinton
Aretha Franklin
Willard Scott
Brian Boitano

B. Reaved's Deathlist

Muhammed Ali
Woody Allen
Marion Barry
Tom Bosley
Tim Conway
Bill Cosby
Fred Dryer (80’s cop show "Hunter")
Larry Flynt
James Garner
Anthony Hopkins
James Earl Jones
Mohammar Khadaffi (the Lybian dictator)
Rich Little
Jack Nicholson
Manuel Noriega
Charlotte Rae
Dick VanDyke
Joseph Wapner
Owen Wilson
Amy Winehouse

The Crippler's Deathlist

Harry Morgan
Nichelle Nichols
Sydney Pollack DEAD @ 73
Kylie Minogue
Kirk Douglas
Tommy Lasorda
Billy Graham
Jerry Lewis
Muhammad Ali
Tony Curtis
Dick Clark
Betty Ford
Bo Diddley DEAD @ 79
Jack Klugman
Britney Spears
Doug Fieger
Farrah Fawcett
John Forsythe
Terri Garr
Eunice Kennedy Shriver

BadAss Dan's Deathlist

Ted Kennedy
Artie Lange
George Wendt
Jonathan Winters
Yogi Berra
Pat Summerall
Richard Dawson
Todd Bridges
David Crosby
Michael Richards
Scott Weiland
Stephen Hawking
Ray Bradbury
Henry Hill
Nancy Reagan
Pelé
OJ Simpson
Farrah Fawcett
Jerry Stiller
Peter Falk

The Oracle's Deathlist

Fidel Castro
Charlton Heston DEAD @ 84
Sydney Pollack DEAD @ 73
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham
Liz Taylor
Dick Cheney
Robert Downey, Jr.
Whitney Houston
Farrah Fawcett
Eunice Kennedy Shriver
Walter Kronkite
Britney Spears
Ricardo Montalban DEAD @ 88
Pamela Anderson
Lindsay Lohan
Paul Newman DEAD @ 83
Stephen Hawking
Michael J Fox
Maurice Clarett

DeathWatch2008 Begins!

On Groundhog Day, I saw the shadow...the shadow of death eclipsing the land of the living, that is. I guess that means 52 more weeks of death for mankind.

Anyway, DW2K7 is closing up shop, and unless some obscure deaths are reported from last weekend, it looks like Thanatos Therapeuticus will be the 2007 Champion. Roger Mortis appears to have missed a repeat victory by only two points. So in a couple of days, the prize will be sent off to TT. Congratulations to TT, who will have won in only his second year of competition. If something happens to change that, you'll see it on the pages of DW2K7 & here.

For DW2K8, the lists are under review and should be up and posted here sometime this week. Methods of paying your 2008 dues will be sent out once the lists are posted.

For those of you who care, this blog will soon be changed to be very similar to the 2007 format. And for those iPhone users out there, there is now a custom graphic for creating a DW2K8 webclip!

Stay tuned, and good luck in 2008!
--Grim

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Current Scores

CURRENT SCORES, AS OF 01/15/2009 (Ricardo Montalban)
1. Thanatos Therapeuticus 77
2. Oracle, The 72
3. Morrigan 61
4. Crippler, The 48
5. Deady Money 46
6. Grim Reaper, The 43
6. Miss of Death 43
8. Kerberos 35
9. Rock 'n' Roll Suicide 30
10. Wednesday 16
10. Heath Ledger's Pharmacist 16

A LARGE POOL OF NOW-DESPERATE LOSERS TIED AT ZERO:
B. Reaved
BadAssDan
Death By Creamy Liquid
Die, Die, My Darling
Dirt Nap
Finger of Death
Raszul
Serpent at the Gates of Wisdom
Shadow, The